Perfect for Monday

Noah's Ark

Thank you God for Mondays.  

And even for the “woodpeckers” traveling with us on the boat of life.

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah’s Ark:

One:       Don’t miss the boat.
Two:      Remember that we are all in the same boat.
Three:   Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
Four:     Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
Five:      Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
Six:         Build your future on high ground.
Seven:   For safety sake, travel in pairs.
Eight:    Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
Nine:     When you’re stressed, float a while.
Ten:       Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
Eleven: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there’s always a rainbow waiting.

A little laughter from “Christ Is In Our Midst“.

Anaphora!

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s